What cannot Al Gore's Intarwebz minions - armed with a Wiki and cat (err, "kitteh") pictures - bring forth?
There's more work to do, if you're inclined. They even have a LOLspeak education program.
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite?
My first impression was "wow", but it's probably not much different than the Cotton Patch Gospels.