Showing posts with label Queen of the World. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Queen of the World. Show all posts

Thursday, September 3, 2026

A blog comment I received from The Queen Of The World

Plague Monk left a comment on my post about Dolly Parton's passing.   The Queen of the World was not amused.  She emailed this to me because I require Blogger registration to comment:

Usually I just rant to you in private but this was too big!!!

I’m once again impressed at how kind you are to your most ignorant of readers. The moron that commented about pissing on Dolly Parton’s grave is clearly a troll yet you were polite in your response to the most asinine of low life idiots that ever stepped up to prove the serious decline of intelligence ever exhibited in black and white. Its very clear he found the movie 9-5 to be as realistic as Superman and Ghostbusters and was therefore offended, thus yet another example of the current snowflake mentality the rest of the intelligent world has to live with while wishing there was a law that would allow the thinning of the herd!

I have never registered to allow myself to make comments on your post for fear you would have to quickly ban me and thus cause much marital strife, but once in awhile DAMN!! Can’t you just call an asshole an asshole?!?!!!

I love you.  Your hair looks nice.

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Dad Joke CCCLXVII - I was told there would be no math

Did you know that 10 + 10 is the same as 11 + 11?

10 + 10 is twenty; 11 + 11 is twenty, too.

(From The Queen Of The World) 

Friday, June 12, 2026

Dad Joke CCCLXVI - Dad Joke, Mom Joke

Dad Joke: If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud?  

Mom Joke (Courtesy of The Queen Of The World): No, it's just lactose-free.


Saturday, April 4, 2026

Where's Borepatch?

The Queen Of The World's son is visiting for Easter, along with his best buddy Mario from Basic Training.  The weather was perfect, and so we met up with one of his High School buddies who happened to be here:


Anna Maria Island, off Sarasota Bay.  The High School buddy brought a drone and took this photo.  Yeah, I'm down there somewhere.

Man, I love Florida. 

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Louis Jordan - You Can't Get That No More

Is this plausibly the first rap song?  Probably not because it's actually a fun listen. 

Spotted by The Queen Of The World.

Thursday, January 29, 2026

Secure Your Home Network: Which of your devices can you trust?

And more importantly, which should you not trust? 

This post is the fourth in a series on how to make your home network harder to attack.  Here are links to posts one, two, and three.  

Now you might think the question in the post title is a bit strange - after all, these are you devices, so you'd think that they're all trustworthy.  You'd be wrong.  There are at a minimum two different categories of trustworthiness:

Your main computing devices.  These are computers (duh) such as laptops and desktop computers, servers (a future post will talk about why these can be useful to you, and your cell phones (which are nothing but tiny hand held computers).

Now I've been in security for long enough that I get a bit twitchy about mobile phone security (I'll address this in a future post as well).  However, that ship has sailed and even a security nerd like me won't bother making a separate network just for these.  So they're computing devices for this discussion.

Then there's everything else.  It's surprising how any Internet-connected thingies there are these days.  Ring doorbells, Nest thermostats, online appliances (fridges, washing machines, etc).  At this point the Borepatch from four years ago would have told you to just walk away from all this nonsense.  Don't Internet-enable anything in this category.

Today's Borepatch sighs and tells you that this is coming to a home near yours.  It's here in my home.  No, not the thermostat (which was installed by the previous owner and which I have not connected to the WiFi).  However, the TVs all come with streaming apps for Netflix, Prime, and Youtube (among dozens of others).  And The Queen Of The World reminds me that the kids like to stream when they come and visit.  She likes it when they come and visit, as do I.  And so we have to do something for these devices.

Fortunately, you don't need any new kit to do this.  If you remember from the last post on water tight compartments, you don't own the Internet box from your network provider.  Basically, you can't trust it, so you install a new firewall box running DD-WRT.  It's trustworthy because you own it and have your own software and configuration on it.

All of your main computing devices connect to it's WiFi.  All of the other devices (doorbells, thermostats, TVs, appliances) connect to the WiFi from your network provider's box.

What you've done is to put a firewall between your computing devices and your untrusted devices.  It doesn't matter if your TV gets hacked because it can't get through your DD-WRT firewall to your computers.

Likewise, your TV is at least somewhat protected from the outside world because it's behind the firewall in your network provider's box. 

Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Another declassified NSA Cryptanalysis doc

This one is from 1965 (i.e. it was classified for 60 years!) [PDF warning].

It's the output from a computer program (from 1965!) that takes an encrypted cypher stream and performs tricks of the trade like frequency analysis of each character and other statistical analysis.  The test was for the cryptanalyst to use this to identify which language was being enciphered.  Essentially, it was a training class for Secret Squirrels. 

Pretty cool in a very crypto geeky way.  It took me back to some training I had as a larval engineer as the class of new hires waited for their clearances to be approved.  I wasn't great at it (I was an electrical engineer, not a linguist).  The Queen Of The World eats this sort (cryptograms in the newspaper) of stuff for breakfast.

(via) 

Wednesday, August 6, 2025

New Viking site discovered in Canada?

If true, this is really cool:

ARCHAEOLOGISTS have used satellite imagery to identify a site in Newfoundland that could be the first new Viking site discovered in North America in over 50 years.

Satellite imagery, magnetometer surveys, and a preliminary excavation of the site at Point Rosee in southern Newfoundland last year could point to a potentially fascinating discovery.

...

Archeologist Sarah Parcak of the University of Alabama, Birmingham, used high-resolution satellite imagery to spot ruins as small as 11 inches buried below the surface, according to NOVA. Satellites positioned around 478 miles above the Earth enabled Parcak and her team to scan a vast section of America and Canada’s eastern seaboard.

The satellite images, two magnetometer surveys, and preliminary excavations suggest “sub-surface rectilinear features,” according to the experts, who also identified possible evidence of ironworking in the form of roasted iron ore. Radiocarbon technology has dated the site to between 800 and 1300AD.

Excavations are required to confirm the discovery, so we will have to wait and see. Still, we've known for a long time that Vikings were on that island during that time.

Interestingly, The Queen Of The World was born not 40 miles from Point Rosse when her father was stationed at the Air Force Base on Stephenville.

Sunday, August 3, 2025

Rodgers and Hammerstein - Edelweiss from The Sound of Music

The Sound of Music was an enormous commercial success, not only winning hte best picture Oscar but becoming the highest grossing film of all time for a number of years.

The film has an interesting pedigree.  Maria von Trapp (the person played by Julie Andrews in the film) wrote the story which was originally turned into a pair of films in West Germany (The Trapp Family and The Trapp Family in America) which were the most successful films in West German history.  The story became a very successful stage musical before being filmed.

This song was added almost as an afterthought to the musical.  It was written to sound like an old Austrian folk song but was entirely new.  It was the last song that Rodgers and Hammerstein wrote together before Hammerstein died from stomach cancer.  It fooled people all over the world: one Austrian gentleman once told Rodgers that he loved the song in the film but of course had learned the lyrics in the original German.


This scene reminds me of the "battle of the anthems" scene in Casablanca, although much more understated.  The audience singing along was a great big middle finger to the Nazis.

One final bit of trivia about this song: The Queen Of The World plays this on her ukulele.  She's really good.

Thursday, July 3, 2025

Dad Joke CCCLIII - Special Queen Of The World edition

Our birthday girl brings these:

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?  Bugs Bunny.

I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.

What do you call a bunch of birds that stick together?  Velcrows.

Dogs prepare you for babies; cats prepare you for teenagers. 

Happy Birthday to The Queen Of The World!

Although I decorated cupcakes, not a cake.  She loves cupcakes. 

 

Happy Birthday, Darlin'.

Monday, June 16, 2025

Local protests After Action Report

So on Saturday there was a "No Kings" protest at the local library.  The Queen Of The World said that they posted pix on Facebook, so there were there in the morning.

But I went by there on my way to the supermarket at 11:00 AM and there was NOBODY there.  Nada.  Zip.

That's some righteous protest, right there. [rolls eyes] 

Saturday, June 14, 2025

Music for Father's Day

Country Music has all sorts of songs that connect with every day situations, so it's no surprise that there's a great selection for Father's Day. 

This one brings back memories of #2 Son and his best friend, fishing for harbor pollock using scallops as bait.  The Queen Of The World remembers her Dad entering her in a fishing tournament and taking her.  She won, but I expect he thought he did, too. 

The little girl in Trace's video is his daughter. 


And The Queen Of The World suggested this one, which is perfect for the day.  She's not just a pretty face, but wicked smart, too.  If this video doesn't make you smile than we just can't be friends anymore.  

The girls in Jackson's video are his daughters.  Like they say, three chords and the truth.


Happy Father's Day, y'all.

Sunday, August 25, 2024

Calvin Jackson and George Stoll - Concerto For Index Finger featuring Gracie Allen

The Queen Of The World and I like watching the old TV shows ('50s, '60s, and '70s).  One of these is The George Burns Show, the star of which really is Gracie Allen who would steal the show pretty much every time.  Well, TQOTW discovered this gem from the last film appearance by Gracie, the 1944 film Two Girls And A Sailor.  It had an all star cast but Gracie stole the show with this hilarious number.

Say goodnight, Gracie.

Sunday, July 7, 2024

Happy Birthday, Eduardo Falu!

In keeping with The Queen Of The World's birthday, here's a composer from a part of the world I had never heard of.  I grew up on classical music, and for guitar that meant Andres Segovia (with a tip of the old chapeau to Julian Bream).  I had never heard of Eduardo Falu, Argentina's great guitarist.  He's been dead these ten years or more but many of his songs are on Youtube.  This is an entire concert he gave in Seville in 1978.  He would be 101 years old today.

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Happy birthday, Queen Of The World!


 If you wanted to launch some fireworks in her honor, that would be just fine.

Sunday, May 12, 2024

Dad Joke CCCXXIII - A Mother's Day Dad Joke endorsed by The Queen Of The World

She says this is one of her favorites, from personal experience: Being a Mom to teenagers will make you understand how some animals eat their young.

Personally, I think that this is hilarious: Motherhood is a fairy tale in reverse.  You start out in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.

Happy Mother's Day to all Moms, and to everyone who has a Mom.

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

S.S. United States to be evicted from its pier?

The Queen Of The World sent me this sad story:

The ship's remarkable speed earned it the coveted Blue Riband award from Great Britain upon its maiden voyage in 1952. Partially sponsored by the U.S. government during the Cold War era, it was designed as a potential rapid troop carrier if geopolitical tensions escalated, according to the website for the SS United States Conservancy, the nonprofit organization that has overseen the vessel since 2011.

Despite its high level of regard and rich history, the ship faces an uncertain future as it languishes at Pier 82 in south Philadelphia. Its retirement has been fraught with challenges, including the recent threat of eviction due to a lawsuit from Pier 82's landlord, Penn Warehousing, according to an NPR report on Monday, March 11.

The lawsuit alleges the SS United States Conservancy owes between $700,000 and $800,000 in back rent, Warren Jones, one of the conservancy's board members, told the radio station. He said the organization entered into the agreement more than a decade ago, and during the pandemic, the rent was unjustly doubled.

This story is of interest to TQOTW, since she actually was a passenger on that ship.  Her dad was in the Air Force and posted to the UK in the early 1960s; they returned from PCS on this.  It's sad to see what the ship has become from what it used to be.  TQOTW watched this with me and remembered all sorts of things, like the signal flags at the swimming pool.


That was a different world, and people would rather spend 8 hours on a plane than 5 days on a ship, even one as grand as the United States.

 

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Dad Joke CCCXII

Tuna writes in with yet another Dad Joke.  The Queen Of The World rolled her eyes and pinched her nose at this one.  High praise, indeed.

My wife was eating a store bought salad but I noticed that it was past the "sell by" date and so I took it away from her.

I guess you could say I had to Caesar salad.

Monday, February 5, 2024

This seems like a wedge issue for Donald Trump to use

Via The Queen Of The World we see this:

Illegal immigrants in the Big Apple will soon start receiving pre-paid debit cards that they must pledge to use only to buy food, according to New York City records and media reports.

Records indicate that New York City has awarded a $53 million contract to a company called Mobility Capital Finance (MoCaFi), which will create and distribute the pre-paid cards, called immediate response cards.

The question is whether the traditional members of the Democratic Party's coalition will resent that illegal aliens get government largess that they think should go to them.