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Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Huh. It seems an Internet voting app is insecure

VOATZ Internet voting app is not secure.

Gosh, who didn't see that coming?


There's a lot to click through and read, but the tl;dr aspect is that VOATZ says the report is unfair, the report doesn't seem unfair (at least to me), and the problems I called out 18 months ago still seem pertinent.  Bury it in the desert.  Wear gloves.

Thursday, January 17, 2019

Captain Obvious, please pick up the white courtesy phone

The local fish wrap offers up this headline in today's edition: Data Shows Shutdown Shortens Morning Commute for Area Workers.

You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows, dude.  Oh, and "data" is plural.  It should be "Data Show ...".  Just sayin'.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

The death spiral of Washington D.C.'s Metro system

It's ugly, and possibly unrecoverable:
In 2015, fares accounted for $783 million in operating funds, while state and local governments provided $785 million for operations and $430 million for capital improvements (meaning capital replacement; the Silver line was funded out of another budget). In addition, Metro needs to spend about $700 million more a year than it is spending today on maintenance and capital replacement. With 1.8 million households in the region, if all of these state and local funds were instead funded by a dedicated tax, the annual tax would have to average well over $1,000 per household–even more if a Heritage Foundation proposal that the Trump administration zero out federal support to Metro is taken seriously (see p. 130). Will local taxpayers accept that cost when only about 10 percent of commuters take the Metro to work?
Emphasis added by me.

Will local taxpayers step up to this cost when almost nobody takes Metro?  To ask the question is to answer it.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

A parable on taxation

You only get the green stuff that you can actually reach.


It's amazing how many Smart™ people in politics simply don't get this concept.

Saturday, August 30, 2014

The secret to happiness


Me, I recommend getting a motorcycle.  Your mileage may vary.

Monday, July 21, 2014

My attitude about the airliner over Ukraine and the border mess

It's the path on the left, for the reason stated.


But hey, that's just me.  I'm a lousy news consumer, and this is also pretty much why I avoid Twitter like the plague.

(via)

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Captain Obvious clearly isn't a Poll Watcher

Estonian e-voting system is hackable and shouldn't be used:
Estonia's internet voting system should not be used for the European elections in May because its security vulnerabilities could lead to faked votes or totals, say independent researchers.

...

As one of the highest-profile countries in its adoption of the internet, Estonia intends to use the e-voting system for its European elections in May, and already uses it for national parliamentary and municipal elections. Up to a quarter of votes are cast online in elections.

The attacks could be carried out by nation states that wanted to compromise elections, or a well-funded candidate who hired criminal hackers with the capabilities to alter the vote, the researchers warned.
This is such an astonishingly bad idea that the only explanation is that the Establishment wants this to prevent Tea Party style voter revolts.  While that sounds like it's tin foil hat territory, nobody who put any thought into this would fail to ask "So what about security" as the very first question.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Well, yeah


Da, don't shiver me timbers, tovarisch

Mark emails to point out the following schadenfreudalicious event:
Greenpeace crew members detained in Russian jails for two months over their open-sea protest against Arctic oil drilling are "close to shock" over their conditions, a rights activist said Tuesday.
The 30 detained are being held in pre-trial detention centres in the cities of Murmansk and Apatity, which are nearly 2,000 kilometres (1,250 miles) north of Moscow and above the Arctic Circle.
All but four of the activists are non-Russians from countries including Britain, the United States, Finland and Argentina.
Russia has jailed the activists from Greenpeace's Arctic Sunrise protest ship without charge pending an investigation into alleged piracy, after several scaled a state-owned oil rig on September 18.
While I wouldn't ask for anyone to be thrown into durance vile in Murmansk, there is a whole wing of the Green movement that is all about "direct action".  Earth First! and the Earth Liberation Front immediately spring to mind, with repeated examples of economic terrorism employed for The Cause. The TV show "Whale Wars" showed what can only be described as acts of piracy on the high seas, that would have had His Majesty's fleet hanging the perpetrators from a yardarm a short century ago.

Nowadays, it's far too photogenic for that sort of action.  Except in Russia.
"Many of them are in a state close to shock," she told AFP after visiting the prisoners. "They had never expected that they would face such consequences for their peaceful protest in a democratic state."
Hmmm ... peaceful?  Assaulting a drilling rig in the Arctic Circle?  After all, what could possibly go wrong?  Err, other than the whole thing might explode and sink with all hands into the frigid waters?

There is a reason that piracy laws became internationally recognized.  The reason is that people died before countries cracked down on pirates.  The fact that Greenpeace thinks that they should be allowed to engage in the same sort of acts of hijack for their own political purposes - as opposed to, say, Mohammed Farah Idid - says that the Tragedy Of The Commons is strong in their organization.  Quite frankly, that's very likely why the Russian Government is reacting the way they are.


Awesome or not, here's how it's going to play out: the Greenpeace protesters will be tried in Russia for acts of piracy.  They will be convicted, and sentenced to death.  The Russian Government will have "informal" discussions with the leaders of Greenpeace who will pay what amounts to a substantial (perhaps $100M) ransom to have their people freed.  If they don't pay, Putin will act the statesman, commuting the death sentences to 30 years hard labor in Siberia.

And Greenpeace will never again touch anything Russian.  The Pasha of Tripoli could explain to Greenpeace why that was the inevitable outcome.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Tattoo Protips

Tacitus brings 'em.

Seriously, when there's a Totally Tattoo Barbie, you're not chasin' what you think you're chasin'.  Srlsy.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

They see me trollin'

They hatin'.

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Dear FBI Agent:

You must be low man on the totem pole, having to chase down the false positives.  Sucks to be you.

Love and kisses,

Borepatch

P.S. Maybe if you could catch some actual, you know, real terrorists we could be BFFs!

Monday, December 12, 2011

I got yer "psychological warfare" right here, Scooter

It seems that the Godless Commies in North Korea are all butt hurt about the traditional Christmas lights set up near the DMZ:

North Korea has warned South Korea of "unexpected consequences" if it lights up a Christmas tree-shaped tower near their tense border.
The North's state-run Uriminjokkiri website said it would amount to a form of "psychological warfare".

Seoul's annual tradition of lighting up a Christmas tree tower was suspended in 2003 following a warming of ties.

However, the South lit a tower last year as relations deteriorated between the neighbours.

The Associated Press quotes a defence ministry official as saying the South has agreed to allow Christian groups to light a further two towers this year.
A word to the NorKs: don't be douchebags to your neighbors, and maybe you'll get more cooperation from them.  And oh by the way, what the South Koreans are doing isn't escalation.  This is escalation:

Monday, August 8, 2011

What's wrong with this picture?

Short answer: it was designed in Washington.


The problem with the "Department Of Innovation" Logo is that the gears physically cannot turn:

Smithsonian.com has launched a new blog called Department of Innovation to track “all things innovative, not just in science and technology but how we live, how we learn, and how we entertain ourselves.”

The logo of this cool new enterprise is shown here. You don’t have to be a mechanical engineer to notice something a little wrong with the gear arrangement: In this configuration, none of them can move. One poster to the blog suggested that they might stand for the president, Congress and the Senate.
But I hear that the Administration has Top Men on it.  Top Men.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Does an Environmental Quality Commissioner, err, relieve himself in the woods?

Not in Texas:

The Texas Commission on Environmental Quality sent a complaint to Limestone County Judge Daniel Burkeen about David Cousins, a resident of Thornton, who rented out a cabin to hunters without a proper latrine facility.

The commission wanted the good judge to investigate.

Oh, he will. But he is busy.

“We have had some delay in our investigation of the incidents alleged in the complaint which you kindly forwarded to us,” Judge Burkeen wrote to the commission. “The problem is, we have recently had a rash of reports of cows, horses, sheep and goats defecating at will in pastures throughout the county. On top of this, we suspect that wild hogs, deer and all sorts of other animals are defecating without even trying to find a proper facility. In addition, I have personal proof on my windshield of a mischievous bird defecating in flight. The culprit flew away, but I did get a description. It was red. The gift it left was white.”

Heh. Don't mess with Texan Judges. RTWT, which includes a stunning PDF of the letter hizonner sent to the Environmental Quackery Commission.

Just what on earth is going on with this craziness in Texas? It's almost as crazy as Massachusetts.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Don't Ask, Don't Tell


What LabRat said. Now can we just knock it off with all the Gay Cootie nonsense? The whole think is pretty ridiculous.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

You spare the rod, you'll spoil that child

The biggest problem with Intellectual Progressive thought is that they think they can figure everything out. The implication is that they think that everyone who has ever lived before were, well, fools.

Well, otherwise, it's hard to understand how a "Back to the Future" moment can be seen as astonishing:
“No one likes to spank their child,” admits Trumbull, “And I wouldn’t advocate that anyone spank their child if they don’t want to. But the point is, it can be an effective tool for use with young children between the ages of 2 and 6 years when milder measures fail.”
In other news of the unexpected, school children perform much better when schools insist on discipline, study, and hard work:
School administrators take pride in their record of frequently firing teachers they consider to be underperforming. Unions are embraced with the same warmth accorded "self-esteem experts, panhandlers, drug dealers and those snapping turtles who refuse to put forth their best effort," to quote the school's website.

Students, almost all poor, wear uniforms and are subject to disciplinary procedures redolent of military school. One local school district official was horrified to learn that a girl was forced to clean the boys' restroom as punishment.

...

It would be easy to dismiss American Indian as one of the nuttier offshoots of the fast-growing charter school movement, which allows schools to receive public funding but operate outside of day-to-day district oversight. But the schools command attention for one very simple reason: By standard measures, they are among the very best in California.
Yeah, I'm late to this party. Still.

Hat tip: The Blog Prof.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

What if healthcare is a human right?

Marko sees a bumpersticker on a Soylentmobile:

Yesterday morning, on my weekly sojourn into town for Dadcation Day, I spotted a bumper sticker in the Borders parking lot that had me shaking my head:

HEALTH CARE IS A HUMAN RIGHT

He then shines the light of logic on the whole thing. You'll pick up 5 IQ points just from reading it. But the whole thing got me thinking. What if we take the hippies at their word? If we assume - for the sake of argument - that healthcare realy is a human right, what do we find?

Hint: nothing that will make the hippies happy.

Let's think about rights, in this country, at least. As defined in the Constitution, there is a common theme:

The right of free speech, religion, and assembly:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
The right of self defense, and defense of your home and country:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The right not to have unwanted government guests:
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
The right to be left alone:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
And on, and on, and on. Every single one of the amendments in the Bill of Right stops the government from doing something, except two: the 6th and 7th, which deal exclusively with the workings defined in Article III - the judiciary.

So there is simply no current example of any right like is currently proposed in the "HEALTH CARE IS A HUMAN RIGHT" formulation. In fact, if you were to apply a Bill of Rights approach to healthcare, it would look something like this:

Congress shall pass no law restricting the people's access to health care.

So where's the fly in the ointment? Government is going to restrict people's health care, once they control the system. They have to, or it will bust the budget. Agreed, there's rationing today - your insurance company won't pay for everything, either, because it will bust their budget. But your insurance company isn't dressing up their marketing brochures with fancy talk about human rights.

So, a right is something that the government is (or should be) prohibited from restricting. The government will (by necessity) restrict your health care once they run the system. Thanks so very much for playing, and remember: Soylent is people.

Friday, March 27, 2009

This blog is certified Vampire-free

I just wanted to clear that up. The jury is still out on Boston Latin School, although the Headmaster has sent a strongly worded letter home to parents, saying that there is no cannibalism in the Royal Navy are no vampires at Boston Latin.
After stories spread that vampires were strolling the campus of Boston Latin School, the headmaster of the prestigious college-prep school put a stake in the rumors. Lynne Mooney Teta sent a notice out Thursday to faculty, students, and parents denying the presence of bloodsuckers. She declined, however, to offer details about the rumors.
And by "no", we mean that the problem is relatively under control ...

Note: while this blog is indeed vampire-free, we unfortunately cannot say the same about Zombies.