Cops ask man to breathe into a breathalizer

Hilarity ensues.



I love how the cop cracks up.

Genius Award

Florida man wasn't drinking and driving.  He was only drinking at stop signs:

According to TCPalm, the 69-year-old was pulled over at a McDonald's drive-thru on June 27 after a woman said a vehicle behind her kept hitting her rear bumper.  

Stevens said he’s never had a valid Florida driver's license and deputies noticed an open bottle of liquor in the passenger seat of his car. Deputies said Stevens smelled of alcohol and said he felt "pretty good." He also told deputies he was drinking Jim Beam bourbon from the bottle found in the passenger seat, then gave arguably the worst (or best) excuse ever. 

“He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals,” the arrest affidavit states.

The news report does not say if, when he was asked to walk a straight line, he replied "hold mah beer".

Ah, but the year is yet young

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— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) June 12, 2018

Us: This is so goofy we've reached peak 2018.

2018: Hold my beer.

"Hold mah beer", Military edition

I'd think that stealing an armored personnel carrier is the express lane to Levinworth, but maybe that's just me.

"Hold mah beer", Talladega edition

This guy set the bar high for a "hold mah beer" moment:

In one of NASCAR’s most bizarre episodes, Darren Crowder, a Birmingham local, found his way into the ceremonial Pontiac Trans Am before the May 1986 race. The car had apparently been left unattended near the front grandstand. Crowder, at the time age 20, pulled onto the famed oval and started turning laps. Since the race was minutes from its scheduled starting time, NASCAR only noticed something amiss when Crowder passed an official who correctly identified him as, uh, not the pace car driver. (The call, via team radio: "Who's that f***** in the pace car?")

Did a whole lap, at 100 mph.