"...fourth body pulled from the river in the past 18 months. An autopsy will be conducted tomorrow but a preliminary examination suggests the victim died of heart failure, like the previous victims.
"In other news, the Police Department reported today that the unprecedented drop in car thefts continues. So far this year only three autos have been stolen, compared to ten by this time last year and 77 in the previous year."
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I SO want to do that.
I'd stop at the girls school.. hehehhehe
WANT!!!!
can you imagine the look on the cop's face when you roll past him?
that is just too cool!
"...fourth body pulled from the river in the past 18 months. An autopsy will be conducted tomorrow but a preliminary examination suggests the victim died of heart failure, like the previous victims.
"In other news, the Police Department reported today that the unprecedented drop in car thefts continues. So far this year only three autos have been stolen, compared to ten by this time last year and 77 in the previous year."
Snort!
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