Stay with me here.
The Silicon Graybeard brings teh smart about solar activity, sunspots, and Global Warmenning. Go RTWT. I'll wait.
It's all there, all nicely tied up with a bow. The only thing missing is the greeting card (probably carved in bloody runes on parchment with a dagger) from The Gormogons, saying "We may or may not have been playing magnetic games with the sun. Enjoy this next winter, suckers."
I mean, it's all there: The Mandarin with his solar "experiments" (and inscruitability, no extra charge), GorT for the time travel (how else do you go back in time to change - sorry, sorry: "adjust" - all the old temperature readings), and the Czar (for the bloody runes; and just where is Dat Ho, anyway?). I kind of suspect that Al Gore is actually one of The Volgi's life size anamatronic experiments, but that's really just conjecture.
It's a brilliant scheme, which just reinforces the suspicion that your Gormogons are behind it.
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They were the reason the phrase
"There's method to this madness" was coined...
(You sure letting the cat outta the bag is a good idea? I mean, I know Camp, uh, sorry, Fortress Borepatch is secure, but is it myrmidon proof? 'Cause the minions might be payin' a visit to have a little chat...)
TBG
You probably should have kept this to yourself...
Blogfather, are you nuts?? The first rule of Gormogonian weather control: there is no Gormogonian weather control! I hope you don't get gut-booted.
It's so obvious when you trace it like that!
(Facepalm) Why didn't I think of that??
They LIE when they say, no one ever washes a rental car, because I DID - but I was working under-the-table Schwartzarbeit like a Mexican for the rental-car company in Vienna. I also drove them/some out to the airport (to balance the numbers) and brought some back to be washed. Call me Jose Gumpertaler.
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