I'm such a tease

I'm busy/lazy/(fill in the blank), so here's something from a long time ago for your edification.  About 20 of you have been reading this long, but here's the teaser:

This is maybe the worst Microsoft video ever. Maybe. Microsoft's marketing videos are so astonishingly horrible, that this might not be the worse ever.

Yeah, there's video.  Plus a custom Clippy the Office Assistant.  If that isn't enough to make you click, my teasing skillz are weak.