Saturday, August 20, 2011

Space Aliens won't destroy the Earth because of Global Warming

By now, most of you have heard the latest idiocy from Climate "Science" - a peer reviewed paper* saying that Space Aliens will wipe us out because we're causing Global Warming.

Silly scientists!  Space Aliens don't care about Global Warming.  They just need to build a Hyperspace Expressway, and our planet has been condemned by the building council.

But don't panic, even if it's the end of the world.  I feel fine!

That's some righteous peer reviewing.  The science is settled!

* I think that the names of the reviews should be published, along with their comments on the draft.  Name and shame.


ASM826 said...

I figure they would wipe us out because they would look at recently published, peer-reviewed, scientific papers and decide we are an evolutionary dead end.

KurtP said...

OR- you could look at it two ways about why they'd leave us alone.
1- They've been listening to us for over 100 years and Fibber Magee & Molly wouldn't raise our IQ quota, nor would Amos & Andy.

2- The DoKtor would stop them like hes done countless other times that we don't remember.

Anonymous said...

So this establishment of left leaning scientists, that are funded by ripping my hard earned money out of my pocket book, believe that space aliens are going to wipe us out!??!?!?!?!?

And these left leaning liberal vermin think my conservative thoughts are wrong!?!?!?!


Borepatch said...

ASM826, that's harsh. I like it.

Kurtp, I think that TV was a lot smarter 50 years ago. We're probably safe for another 10 years.

SiGraybeard said...

oooh - the BBC version! Haven't seen that in ages. The local PBS begathon showed it as an all-day marathon and it was first time I actually got the whole thing.

The movie that was out in '05 is worth watching if you catch it.

AmericanVet said...

Well, they did say thanks for all the fish...

Sherm said...

I'm glad you used the BBC version not the later film. Some of the best lines in the series were left out of the movie.