By now, most of you have heard the latest idiocy from Climate "Science" - a peer reviewed paper* saying that Space Aliens will wipe us out because we're causing Global Warming.
Silly scientists! Space Aliens don't care about Global Warming. They just need to build a Hyperspace Expressway, and our planet has been condemned by the building council.
But don't panic, even if it's the end of the world. I feel fine!
That's some righteous peer reviewing. The science is settled!
* I think that the names of the reviews should be published, along with their comments on the draft. Name and shame.