Sunday, August 14, 2011

The definition of getting old

Complaining about being stuck at cheerleader tryouts.

Heh.

6 comments:

Atom Smasher said...

I thought it was riding my bike past a nice-looking house in the summer and, instead of checking out the yard or driveway for chicks sunbathing or washing cars, checking out the landscaping and thinking "Hmmm, looks good, I think I could do that at my place..."

The Big Guy said...

Ouch!
How sharper than a serpent's tooth!

But... You're right.

I guess I should look at the bright side.
200 spandex-clad honeys a-bouncin' and a-jigglin'...

But then, spandex is a privilege, not a right, and some of the girls hadn't earned that privilege yet...

There I go again, looking a gift hor e in the mouth. I guess I AM a bitter old man...

TBG
(oh, here's that "s" I misplaced above.)

Borepatch said...

TBG, you made me laugh twice today ... ;-)

kx59 said...

I almost spit my beer into my keyboard when I hit the end of that link BP.
You guys crack me up.

Jay G said...

Meh. I've already done it - saw a teenaged girl walking down our street and my first thought was "Hey, she looks old enough to babysit!"

phlegmfatale said...

Hyuk! I knew I was getting *aherm* older when I thought the Oliver Reed in Gladiator was actually way hotter than Russell Crowe. Wow. When did THAT happen?