Friday, March 18, 2011

Headline of the day

Snake Bites Model in Breast; Dies Of Silicone Poisoning

There's video, but the story pretty much says it all:
A snake who bit Israeli model and actress Orit Fox in the chest died after being poisoned by an unusual venom -- the silicone in the buxom blonde's surgically enhanced breasts.
Via Aretae, who paused for a moment from his usual deep thinking to give us the really important news.

4 comments:

North said...

When I bite models on the breast, I'm careful to not swallow.

ASM826 said...

This is way out there in the urban legend land. I know it was reported in newspapers, but really, snakes don't suck stuff up through deep fangs. They bite. Unless it ate though her breast and into the silicone fun bag, and then continued to eat something that didn't taste like food, how could this have happened?

And she would have let that happen?

Now, I can see that the snake bit the lady and died shortly thereafter of blunt force trauma. Kind of like the snake in the B.C. comic.

ASM826 said...

Update:

Snake is fine. The whole started as joke and then got picked up by news outlets as fact.

http://thedailywh.at/2011/03/15/special-report-oh-no-orit-fox-didnt/

DirtCrashr said...

She's damn scary enough with that eye-liner.