The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.
--Ayn Rand
(Reuters) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.
It's a fart joke. Duh. Only men knew how to write back then. Of course it was about farts.
It's good to know civilization has progressed. I'd bet if they'd discovered rubber, instead of air guns and slingshots, it would have been prophylatics and whoopee cushions! ("Hey, watch Grok sit down!")
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It's good to know civilization has progressed. I'd bet if they'd discovered rubber, instead of air guns and slingshots, it would have been prophylatics and whoopee cushions! ("Hey, watch Grok sit down!")
Trust me, women make fart jokes too.
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