Sunday, February 7, 2010

Mmmmm, bacon!

Why we defeated the Soviet Union: we had the society that could invent Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops:
We invented the Maple Bacon Lollipop, and now we’ve improved it: we’ve made it the bacon-y equivalent of an energy drink, adding two cups worth of caffeine to the already time-tested wonder of organic, sustainably farmed bacon and delicious Vermont maple syrup.
My knees have gone all wobbly.

Also bacon jam:
we take a big bunch of really really good bacon, and render it down...add a bunch of spices..onions, etc..and let it simmer for about 6 hours…give it a quick puree, and blast chill it…and you have bacon jam
Yum!

5 comments:

soulful sepulcher said...

ohhh yes lol

Anonymous said...

I believe I will order some of those lollipops, they have an interesting selection of flavours. (Wasabi ginger? I'm in!)

Jim

soulful sepulcher said...

ohh bacon jam maker is in seattle, look at that catering they do. mmmm, i must resist!

Marcus said...

Tactical bacon - 10yr shelf life.

http://www.midwesthuntersoutlet.com/item.aspx?PID=171584&w=PQ+JDyOLrQE=

Anonymous said...

Order placed, results when available.

Jim