#1 Son wanted me to pick up a sixpack, to have a beer with me. Cool, I thought. Pick it out, I said.
He'd seen the Superbowl commercials, and picked out Bud Light platinum. No, that's not what I'm doing right.
He didn't like the beer - Almost tastes like water, he said. Yup. That's what I'm doing right. Life's too short to drink bad beer.