Monday, February 27, 2012

I can neither confirm no deny anything*

But I laughed and laughed.  What really goes on around the coffee mess in the Intelligence community?  I'll never tell.  But man, that's funny.

* Srlsy, I can't confirm or deny anything.  So don't ask.

Via Kahr40.

9 comments:

agirlandhergun said...

That's long, but funny.

Jake (formerly Riposte3) said...

Agreed, long but funny.

But could you please confirm or deny that you cannot confirm or deny anything?

Borepatch said...

I'm sorry, Jake. I can neither confirm nor deny that.

Dave H said...

I spoke to a guy once who had been in the Air Force and worked as crew on a what amounted to a military Lear Jet. Occasionally they would set the plane up at various air shows and base open houses, give quick tours of the plane to civilians, and hand out recruiting literature.

At almost every show some wide-eyed little kid would point at the external wing tanks and ask, "are those bombs?"

The crewman would scowl at the kid for a moment, then say in his best Official Voice, "I can neither confirm nor deny that this aircraft has ever been equipped with nuclear weapons."

kahr40 said...

Thanks for the link.

Old NFO said...

OH damn... :-D IknowNOZZINK...

Anonymous said...

Looks remarkably like Appendix R from the Master Agreement between a global computer services corp and a major accounting firm.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! (The key to good humor is a basis of truth.)

Murphy's Law said...

OK, that's funnier than shit. Now my co-workers are sure that I'm unhinged. ("He's just sitting in his office laughing with NOBODY! We should all move to the bulletproof room with the really good lock on the door now")