Over there - at the Western Wear store! I'd say that nothing happened, but that's not true: I bought a cowboy hat for #2 Son and a "You all can go to Hell; I'm going to Texas" T-Shirt for me.
See, that's exactly the sort of thing they Brady crowd said would happen. The horror! Still, the carnage could have been worse:
That is an "Assault" T-shirt right there.