TheOnesDay® No. 10

It's Wednesday, meaning it's time for the weekly mockery of America's First Stuffed Suit.

Little Johnny's family was hard hit by the economic downturn, so he thought he'd pray to the Lord for $100 to help out.  He prayed and prayed, but nothing happened.  Finally, he wrote the Lord a letter asking please for $100 to help his family.

The post office didn't know how to deliver a letter to Heaven, so they sent it to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue instead.  President Obama was deeply touched by Johnny's letter, and told an aide to send him a $5 bill, figuring that would be a lot of money for a 6 year old.

Johnny was thrilled to get a reply, and sat down to write a thank you letter.  Dear God, he began.  Thank you for answering my letter asking for $100.  But it seems that your letter got sent through Washington D.C. and those bums took 95% of it.

Remember, everyone - the Left grew up thinking that The Man was a rich target for mockery.  Now that they've become The Man, show them that it's still true.