Now on eHarmony:
My unattached Gentlemen Readers will no doubt be rushing off to eHarmony to "ping" her (or whatever you do on eHarmony). After all, it's not every day that they get an, ahem, opportunity like this. Just imagine her in 40 years.
Or if you like, you can watch the musical version, courtesy of Songify:
I wonder if she might meet this young man on eHarmony?
UPDATE 26 July 2011 23:11: ZOMG, Wirecutter posts Crazy Bacon Lady FTW!