The Department of Homeland Security is taking any threat seriously during the Thanksgiving holiday, including the ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers.Fear not, Citizen, the Government has an answer for you.
"How dangerous can turkey fryers be?" asks a warning issued on the official DHS Twitter account.
I'd mock this, but in all fairness it comes pre-mocked from the Government Bureaucracy Factory. And the mockery has no shelf life - it's good indefinitely!
It's times like this that I miss TJIC, and so let me (briefly) attempt to fill those large shoes.