Sunday, August 22, 2010

But it's not on the Massachusetts "Approved Bible" Roster

Via Kevin, The Onion on a new edition of the Bible:
A new translation of the Bible released this week directly mentions the Second Amendment on eight occasions, and includes a version of Psalm 23 that begins, "The Lord is my shepherd, and the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." ... Deuteronomy 23:14 reads. "Your camp shall be holy, and if that means exercising your constitutional right to purchase a firearm, then that's your own damn business." The leather-bound book also comes with a handsomely crafted carrying case and a fully loaded, custom-monogrammed Glock 17 9mm.
Can't sell it in Massachusetts, then. "Banned in Boston" is back!

2 comments:

Stan said...

Ah yes, revamped scripture for the masses. I can hardly wait for the movie version to come out with Tom Cruise playing Moses blasting his way out of Egypt screaming in high def sound "eat lead you bastards, to late to let my people go"....lol

ASM826 said...

Ah, yes, news from The Onion. I knew it must be so, who else would joke about custom monogramming a Glock 19?