If you have a lot of junk, this may be just the thing: a foldable, woven, non-water collecting bag that you can fill with 3,300 lbs of junk. You buy it at your local hardware store ($30 or so), fill it up, and then call Waste Management, who send a truck out to collect it for $140.
Rather than $600 for a dumpster, you clear things out for a couple C-notes.
Chez Borepatch is looking much better now. Recommended.
Note to FTC: Waste Management hasn't offered me any consideration for this post.
Note to FTC : You are a waste of taxpayer money, and should all be fired.
Note to FTC : That's just me, exercising my First Amendment rights. As I am here: Do your Mothers know what you do? You should be ashamed of yourselves.