#1 Son: If Cain gets the nomination, it will at least get rid of the race argument in the election.Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Me: Yeah. Mitt's pretty white.
#1 Son: He's a Mormon from Utah. You don't get whiter than that.
#2 Son: Unless you're a vampire.
#1 Son: Is Romney as gay as Twilight?
Me: Romney is more gay than Twilight. Not in a clinical sense* but in an actual, you know, gayer than Twilight sense.
* Rather, in a gayer-than-Twilight sense. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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I was already chuckling over "Is Romney as gay as Twilight?" and then I burst out laughing at the answer: "gayer".
Har!
WAIT--do you have evidence that Romney battles werewolves? Omigod.
Battling werewolves would decrease Romney's gayness.
I think I'm going to photoshop sparkles onto a picture of Mitt. If I really get busy, I might do sparkling Mitt riding Dukakis' tank.
"...gayer than Twilight sense.
Not that there's anything wrong with that."
In this case? Yes. Yes there something disastrously wrong with that.
Where's Nigel Tufnel when you need him?
"It's like, how much more gay could this be? and the answer is none. None more gay."
As you already know, it appears Mrs Borepatch is a woman with fine discriminating taste (re: loves-the-Mountain-West" - and in becoming "Mrs" Borepatch, I assume)
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