About all those wads of hundred dollar bills - you know, the ones that were just laying around here that you thought would go to the IMF to bail out Greece (and Italy, and Spain, and Portugal, and Ireland)? I have Good News and Bad News.
The Bad News: sorry, we just spent it all.
The Good News: That guy you wanted to become president so he'd make us more like Europe? Mission Accomplished. You must be so happy.