Saturday, June 11, 2011

Dear iPhone

Please stop autocorrecting all my swear words, you piece of shut.

- Posted from my iPhone

(just kidding, and this is totally stolen from an email from my cousin Mike)

(but srlsy, Apple, you're a piece of shut)

8 comments:

ajdshootist said...

That required a beverage warning,warm
tea down my nose helped to clear this bloody cold i have had for the last two weeks but i nearly choked from the damn cough at the same time.
"Piece of shut" i love it.

Eagle said...

You ain't the only one - there's a bunch of web sites with autocorrect disasters on 'em.

Here's one: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

Anonymous said...

Just put your special words into a contact name in your address book and it will never correct them again.

Josh Kruschke said...

It's not a spell check it's predictive text. They were to lazy to put in a real spell check of there own and went with the predictive text they had for texting with numbered key pad; f'n bastards.

:-(
Posted from Josh's f'n iPhone.

Josh Kruschke said...

P.S. I just love it when when I leave out a letter do to my crappy typing and it puts in a random word. Oh, and I really love dealing with it during word verification.

Sigh...
Josh

Borepatch said...

Posted from Josh's f'n iPhone.

LOL

Old NFO said...

I truly HATE that function...

Ian Argent said...

Perhaps the most overlooked feature Android has over iOs is the ability to just replace the input method. When I carried one for work, I would incant a litany of curses every time I had to use the keyboard. I don't understand the people who rave favorably about that f'n keyboard.

(ObSecurityNote: Yes, as the OS will warn you, a 3rd-party keyboard can capture anything you type, including passwords and probably sniff your crotch. And the school bus can hit me crossing the street)