Shooting buddy Burt left a comment leading me to DamnYouAutocomplete, which had this stunningly appropriate entry:
You see, not only is Burt a fine shot, but he can fix your watches and clocks. Lol.
I for one would welcome our new Digital Overlords, but am laughing so much that I can't quite catch my breath.
But Rep. Weiner really needs to learn the "on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog" thing:
Err, not that there's anything wrong with that. Or something.