It's nice that he wants to be "just like Daddy", but there are limits

Looks like someone's starting things early down in Chattanooga:

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

Dad needs to sit that boy down and 'splain things. Maybe during visiting hours:

Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.

"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

I think there's a country song in this somewhere.

Best wishes for the New Year to Ms. Wright and Hayden, who are obviously not in a Good Place right now.