It's Wednesday, mockery time for the LightBringer. I was going to add my weekly snark, but I find that I already have. That dude is so toast that Mussolini could beat him.
And don't give me any backtalk about Mussolini not having a birth certificate. Neither did The Won. Or being dead - The Won's chances are hanging upside down, too. And he's not nearly this good without a TelePrompTer ...
Now that's a guy who can give a speech. In front of classical columns, in fact.
Duce! Duce! Duce! Duce! Duce! Duce! Duce! Duce!
2 comments:
#1. I think it's "Il Duce." Those damn Romance languages demand some sort of article before the word.
#2. Those aren't columns, they are fasces, or bundles of sticks. They are the symbol of fascism.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasces
#3. And Il Duce did the whole speech in a foreign language. Let's see Teleprompter Jesus do that. I bet he can't even speak Roman.
http://bit.ly/o7AigX
Wouldn't he just be the Democratic Primary Challenger? Fascism and all that, being Socialism in Italian.
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