The second greatest Christmas song, ever.

And the proper order of descending greatness is Bing Crosby and the Andrew Sisters, then Dean Martin, and only then Jimmy Buffet. Sorry, Jimmy.

Oh, and ACLU, go ahead and sue me. It's been snowing for three days straight, and we're headed to Phoenix this week. I heard there are Palm Trees there. Just read this before you give me any sermons about slippery slopes of fundamental rights.

Sheesh, I must be grumpy. Even Christmas music is making me cross.