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"I had a staring contest with the Abyss. The Abyss blinked."
Scotchgard? Don't be preposterous. The blood just licks right off.
"Are you looking at my backside?"
With our Cats, that's the " What?? We didn't do anything.....and you can't prove it because we left no witnesses..." look.
"No......Just F'in NO.""Now go away"
I used to be a black cat, but with all the Hope and Change in the world, they didn't need us to spread bad luck anymore...
Catoflage. You cannot see me. You cannot hear me. I am the Kitchen Ninja.
"you're next."
"Can you please stop screaming so loud? Your agonizing shrieks of pain offend my ears."
"WTF do YOU want? Can't you see I'm busy? Please don't waste my precious time!"
Ah, there you are. You may feed me now.
You guys are awesome.
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"I had a staring contest with the Abyss. The Abyss blinked."
Scotchgard? Don't be preposterous. The blood just licks right off.
"Are you looking at my backside?"
With our Cats, that's the " What?? We didn't do anything.....and you can't prove it because we left no witnesses..." look.
"No......Just F'in NO."
"Now go away"
I used to be a black cat, but with all the Hope and Change in the world, they didn't need us to spread bad luck anymore...
Catoflage.
You cannot see me. You cannot hear me. I am the Kitchen Ninja.
"you're next."
"Can you please stop screaming so loud? Your agonizing shrieks of pain offend my ears."
"WTF do YOU want? Can't you see I'm busy? Please don't waste my precious time!"
Ah, there you are. You may feed me now.
You guys are awesome.
Post a Comment