Advise to electronic criminals

If you think that emptying someone's bank account is the shizzle Flippity Floppity Floop, don't pick the French president's account.

French police have arrested six people on suspicion of fraud involving the bank account of French president Nicolas Sarkozy.

Sarkozy filed a criminal complaint last month following fraudulent payments from his personal bank account in Paris. Stolen payment card details were reportedly used to mobile phone subscriptions.

You see, kids, all the french police work for the president. While you might see the usual bureaucratic inertia stalling the investigation, that's not where the smart money's betting.

Just sayin'.