Heh. RTWT, for such nuggets of snark as "isodopes", "critical morass", and what happens when it is catalyzed with money.
The Heaviest Element Known to Science
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
Now that's some quality intellectual snark there, that is.