Thursday, September 11, 2014

A Public Service Announcement

Any other family members who think I'm an a$$hole, please take a number.  The line forms outside.  You can take the door in the back.

Don't let it hit you in the butt on your way out.

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Brigid said...

After that whole little "we have a job, no we don't have a job no we do but we're just not going to get paid" fiasco of last year, I got my team members this great military style patch that was "operation enduring clusterfuck", given on the sly, and away from the work place.

Hang in there.

MSgt B said...

All that time in line, and the ticket dispenser was empty by the time I got up there.

Can I make a reservation for tomorrow?

Ratus said...

Do not taunt Happy Fun Borepatch.

Paul, Dammit! said...

Amen. You've inspired me to do post something similar.

R.K. Brumbelow said...

See the difference is We KNOW you are an Asshole , and we choose to be around you anyways. of course that derives from the fact that many of us (myself especially*) are also assholes.

*At least that is what I get told by progressives and neocons on a regular basis.

Opinionated Grump (Rich in NC) said...

If multiple people feel that way, you MUST be doing something RIGHT.

Keep it up.
Oh yeah, Fill the ticket machine so MSgt B can get a ticket.

Thank You So much.

Rich in NC

waepnedmann said...

Once again.

It is better to judge a person by who are their enemies than by who claim to be their friends.

I figured that out in sixth grade.

Too bad we can't choose our family.
I, myself, am kind of tribal.

Jay G said...

But you're *OUR* kind of @$$hole!

SRS, if you need to vent, you know how to reach me.

Hope all is wind under the kilt by now...