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Wednesday, July 23, 2014
At the doctor
Just for my annual checkup.
Doc: "You need to eat less, drink less, and exercise more. "
Me: "I want a second opinion."
Doc: "OK, you're ugly, too."
I'm here all week. Try the veal.
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UPDATE: Damn, I like this doctor. That's a new experience for me.