Saturday, May 24, 2014

This just in

I'm told I'm a dick.  OK, then.



Could be worse, I guess.


13 comments:

Just People said...

We all get to be dicks now and then. Welcome to the club!

ASM826 said...

I'm often a dick. when i can remember that, I'm more forgiving to the other dicks that regularly cross my path.

Old NFO said...

LOL, join the club my friend... :-)

OMMAG said...

Har! Well done.

Midwest Chick said...

Yeah, Beeyotch is my middle name. Don't sweat it.

Six said...

But you're our dick.

Wait. That didn't come out right. What I meant was it's so hard...

Nonono. That won't work either.

Hey, at least you're not in the penile system!

Flaccid is as flaccid does.

Someone just wants to get a small rise out of you.

Being a dick just means you your entire body is a huge tool.

Quick, somebody stop me!

Opinionated Grump (Rich in NC) said...

Six? No, keep it up

Rich in NC

waepnedmann said...

When I was about twelve I decided a person could be judged better by the enemies he made than by the friends he kept.
I thought it was an original observation.
Ah, the arrogance of youth.

Weetabix said...

That song always creeps me out just a bit (no pun).

Maybe someone was just going Shakespeare on you: "If you prick us, do we not bleed?"

Nosmo King said...

If you weren't a dick why would we be reading your blog?

Would you rather be a pussy? How many readers would you have then?

Brigid said...

When I was learning to fly the local pilot supply place that sold Jeppesen charts and the like had a sales rep named Richard Head. Yup, legal name. You usually had to ask for him by Richard, for if you asked for Dick Head, the receptionist would invariably say "which one, we've got a half a dozen of them".

Six owes me a keyboard.

NotClauswitz said...

You too huh? Or rather Et-Tu. Brutal Brutus.

ASM826 said...

And did this revelation still your Muse?