"If it's possible to have sex in a feminist way, it's possible to record it in a feminist way," says Pandora Blake, a 29-year-old London-based sex worker, pornographer and porn performer.Wait, what? This is the taxpayer supported BBC?
Well, yes. And so to my (younger) gentleman readers, you can get all the (BBC-approved) female attention you need if you just give up your manhood and support the "feminist way". Because chicks are said to dig that (well, the BBC says that, and they're about as, err, feminist* as they come). Besides, it seems easy to record your, err, workout.
No doubt that my (unmarried) lady readers will await this new crop of feminized men with baited breath. Because men who want "feminist sex" are manly men.**
* Ahem. I was going to use a different word but Brendan Eich told me to shut my pie hole. I'm sure glad we've evolved to the stage where people aren't burnt at the stake because of their ideology.
** So much for any career advancement hopes I had ...