The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Overheard in the Borepatchmobile
I'm driving with #1 Son. He's reading the 'webz on his phone and suddenly busts out laughing.
Me: What's so funny?
#1 Son: There's this joke I just saw. Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
#1 Son: So that people won't mistake them for feminists.