You can't kick Jesus' ass, he knows kung-fu and hangs out with El Santos and Mary Magnum. For further proof watch the Canadian documentary* Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS!
*What do you mean it isn't a real documentary? It is a spoof of Jesus films in the 80's and 90's? My image is shattered. But El Santos is real right?
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LOL. I was in a relationship just like that once. Finally told her that there wasn't room in bed for her, me and Jesus all three, so I got booted out.
You can't kick Jesus' ass, he knows kung-fu and hangs out with El Santos and Mary Magnum. For further proof watch the Canadian documentary* Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS!
*What do you mean it isn't a real documentary? It is a spoof of Jesus films in the 80's and 90's? My image is shattered. But El Santos is real right?
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