The Gaijin emails to point out the awesomeist Redit, It's A Unix System I know this! You will lose a day here, not just in what is posted to it but in what that leads you to. This is pretty good.
All I can add is that the movie "Hackers" was such a deep sucking chest wound of FAIL that it could have had 3 or 4 scenes in the top 10. But I guess that would have been bogarting the Fail, or something.