just how much a puppy metabolism can eat:
But it's your responsibility to train them properly. In as Intellectual a place as Camp Borepatch, that includes the classics, natch. Alas, poor Yorick:
#2 Son insists that Wolfgang is bigger than he was a week ago. #1 Son insists that if you watch him very closely, you can actually see him grow.
until someone's pond dies:
O Puppy! my Puppy! your muddy soaking paws;But I have a buddy to "help" me spread mulch on the rose garden:
Tell your tale -- you battled long and vanquished with your jaws;
For you cascades and gentle streams had no fascination;
Building feats with water flowing just by gravitation;
Here Puppy! dear Puppy!
This hole beneath my feet;
It is some dream that now the yard,
Is sudden uncomplete.
And those pig's ears won't eat themselves. Fortunately, I have someone to help me out with them. Mmmmm, pig ear!