Note the gap in the Thursday trading record when NASDAQ crashed. No word as to whether this was due to a Blue Screen of Death.
Top 10 Ballmer quotes at El Reg. Here's my favorite:
"$500, fully subsidized, with a plan! That is the most expensive phone in the world and it doesn't appeal to business customers because it doesn't have a keyboard, which makes it not a very good email machine."The quote is from the time when Apple launched the original iPhone. Like Ballmer said, it's a stupid phone. No keyboard, even. Nobody'll buy that dog.
Plus, the Register has video of Ballmer doing the "Monkey Boy" dance. If you've never seen it, you're in for a treat. Just put the children to bed first. Don't want them having nightmares ...