Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Everybody take a Chill Pill

First it was the Environmentalists, fantasizing about murdering skeptics.  Now it's Twilight fans:
A message board called Twilight Sucks has been cataloging recent Twihard attacks against Antis (as they are called in the Twiverse).

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But anyway, some "Twihards" have been lashing out at the "Antis" in violent ways and the folks over at Twilight Sucks have opened up their message boards for people to write about these terrifying Twilight attacks. The attacks range from mere slapping and teasing to a tween trying cut open another tween's throat.
And it seems shot at with a Flare Gun.  Oooooooh kaaaaaaaay.

Some days it seems like the World would be a better place if everyone would just take a big Cleansing Breath. 

If only Twilight fans could become as polite as, say people who carry concealed weapons.

4 comments:

ASM826 said...

Sparkle! Moonbeam! Move Out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miawLu_ScMI

Borepatch said...

"A way to sell video games to teenage girls and middle aged moms." Heh.

Robert McDonald said...

A couple thousand nuns with meter sticks could probably fix this.

Bubblehead Les. said...

As a American of Hungarian decent who can trace his roots back to 895 a.d., there is only one proper response to this Vampire/ Werewolf Craze: Are you Mad? They're Frackin' Monsters! Kill Them! Vamps, Wolfs, Ghouls, Zombies, KILL THEM!

Van Helsing Rules!