After I took delivery of my ... Denon AKDL1 Cat-5 uber-cable, Al Gore was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.Or this one:
All of my co-workers went home with The plague. Fortunately due to the healing powers of this cable I was able to resist the black death and keep working. Thanks to the Denon engineers for saving my life!It's like a +4 saving throw in cable form! But this is quite frankly a little concerning:
This connection isn't sound. If my calculations are correct, it should be sometime around 2007 for whomever is reading this. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES. Something... happens with them. Something came through, something from somewhere else. We were overrun in days, not many of us are left. WE LIVE UNDERGROUND! ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT NOW. SAVE US. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES.Anyone out there have any experience with cables so expensive you could buy a not-very-good-car or a wicked-sweet-sniper-rifle?
I don't have much time. This connection isn't sound. If my calculations are correct, it should be awerkhaskdgbs[NO CARRIER]
Via #1 Son, who (correctly) points out that the reviews are a hoot.