This opens up a whole new spectator sport for America. We could work it out with the networks to provide medical care to the elderly participants after they had been triaged out of the Obamacare system.
Sort of like this, "Ok, Mrs. Jones, you've just had your end-of-life palliative and compassionate care talk with the nice lady from the federal government. Now, do you want to go home with your aspirin, or would you like to sign up for a cage match? The contract promises you one year of full coverage medical care if you and your teammates can take down that Marine."
The Marine would start with 10, and each episode, they would add another opponent until he lost.
It would fit right in, bread and circus as the society crumbles and the Vandals circle outside the gates.
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This opens up a whole new spectator sport for America. We could work it out with the networks to provide medical care to the elderly participants after they had been triaged out of the Obamacare system.
Sort of like this, "Ok, Mrs. Jones, you've just had your end-of-life palliative and compassionate care talk with the nice lady from the federal government. Now, do you want to go home with your aspirin, or would you like to sign up for a cage match? The contract promises you one year of full coverage medical care if you and your teammates can take down that Marine."
The Marine would start with 10, and each episode, they would add another opponent until he lost.
It would fit right in, bread and circus as the society crumbles and the Vandals circle outside the gates.
Ha! I could take 32!! I'm sure this will dovetail well with Obamacare Deathmatch Panels...
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