Sunday, August 16, 2009

Anthropogenic Continental Drift threatens end of the planet!

A new menace to the planet has been discovered and validated by a consensus of politically reliable scientists: Anthropogenic Continental Drift (ACD) will result in catastrophic damage and untold suffering, unless immediate indemnity payments from the United Sates, Europe, and Australia be made to the governments of non-industrial nations, to counteract this man-made threat to the world's habitats.

And for all of you darn Deniers out there, the Science is settled! Settled I say!
This widening of the Atlantic is taking place at an astounding rate, according to indisputable IPCD scientific data. Today it costs almost a third again as much to fly an Air France jet from New York to Paris than it did in 1997, a clear indicator that the ocean has indeed increased in size in the past decade.
So sit down, shut up, and fall in line.

Hey you Deniers! Get the heck off my lawn!

Hat tip: Maggie's Farm.

3 comments:

DirtCrashr said...

Nothing will be right until we re-unify the continents and restore Gondwanaland! It's our fierce moral imperative!

The Czar of Muscovy said...

BP, check out:

http://buttle.wordpress.com/2009/08/18/unscientific-american/

The Volgi found this, and I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

Borepatch said...

Czar, this is classic. Idiots to the right of me, idiots to the left of me.

Can we be the only sane ones? Yes we can!