The other inmates will laugh at them for this
So, how'd you get inta da Big House?
I robbed a gas station. Would have gotten away with it, but I ran out of gas:
I robbed a gas station. Would have gotten away with it, but I ran out of gas:
KIRKWOOD, N.Y. (AP) - State police in New York say two Pennsylvania men robbed a gas station and might have gotten away if they had also fueled up. Troopers said they caught 29-year-old Lonnie Meckwood, of Carbondale, and 51-year-old Phillip Weeks, of Tunkhannock, after their getaway car ran out of gas while the were trying to escape late Monday night.Offered without added snark, as it comes pre-mocked.
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See Jimmy Buffet's Great Filling Station Holdup:
"The Great Filling Station Holdup"
I pulled into the regular pump
I was feelin' quite at ease
I rolled down my window and told the man
"Fifty cents worth, please"
Then out jumped my partner
With his trusty pellet gun
He said, "Boy, this is a holdup
Keep pumpin' and don't run."
That would have helped.
Buffett, I forgot a t
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