Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Why Intellectuals infuriate me

They write drivel like this:

Ordinary folks might be unable to marshal facts and figures to counter such ludicrous claims, but they know bullshit when they see it. This has two effects on them: One, they feel profoundly disempowered watching their leaders deploy their smarts not on their behalf but against them. And two, since they can’t become experts and academics, they resist by retreating into their own simple certitudes drawn from folk wisdom, faith and founding principles. Indeed, Sarah Palin is as much Barack Obama’s gift to America as she is John McCain’s.

The great political divide right now is not between eggheads and blockheads, as Maureen Dowd puts it, or intellectualism and stupidity, as other self-serving liberal pundits sneer. It is between two types of activism: an irresponsible, pseudo-intellectual one and a retrograde, folksy one.
Look, I have as many intellectual bona fides as anyone, and more than most.  And this simply infuriates me.  It assumes that only an intellectual is fit to serve as President.  Not only is that entirely unoriginal (dating back to Plato's Republic), but it's been known for decades that this is bollox of the first order.

And the author - Reason's Shikha Dalmia - clearly has absolutely no idea about this, while she drones on and on about how Republicans are dim witted, anti-intellectual bumpkins too stupid to understand what's going on:
Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann—women with better hairdos than heads ...

Republican intellectual defensiveness has hardened into intellectual goofiness. No longer is stupidity a disqualification, even for the highest office in the land. Palin, in fact, has turned her lack of intellectual talent into her biggest asset, like Snooki on “Jersey Shore.” ...
I've said before that I don't know if Palin would be a good president, but (a) it's hard to see her as worse than Obama, (b) she's clearly less loopy that Joe Biden, who sits today a heartbeat away from the Oval Office, and (c) Palin is changing politics in the country is a way that Dalmia simply can't seem to comprehend.

But the kicker is that Ms. Dalmia is entirely happy to lurch into a blanket condemnation of the majority of this country for being unthinking, while presenting her very own unthinking bona fides on display for us here.  And not just the examples here - she serves up one herself:
The great hope from Obama was that he would be different. That his thoughtful, professorial demeanor would prompt him to look for policies that worked—not push a preconceived agenda. In fact, when he took office, I hoped that he would be an “empirical president” who dispassionately considered the evidence from all sides before making decisions.
Huh?  What sort of idiot expected this?  The Shikha Dalmia sort of idiot, that's who.  You know, the type that still doesn't get it that intellectuals do not - and should not - have the trust of the majority of Americans, because they keep screwing up.  Dalmia points this out in her article, and still complains that Americans are doing this.

She could have done some honest self-analysis.  Instead, she looks at who's in the Intellectual in-group, and sneers at thom she's placed in the Intellectual out-group.  That's one righteous display of brain power, right there.

Hey Ms. Dalmia - Sitting Bull called.  He wants his Tribal Thinking back.

That's why I don't like to hang with Intellectuals very much anymore.  Not only are they mostly stupid, they combine unthinking self-unawareness with viciousness in equal measures.  It's too much drivel for me to stomach.

I'd like a higher caliber drivel, please.

12 comments:

Bob said...

Good rant.

Alan said...

Intellectuals don't know what they don't know. I'd rather have a president that thought he was stupid than one that was sure he wasn't.

Southern Belle said...

Bravo, BP!

ProudHillbilly said...

Intellectual and having the good sense God gave a goat are often two entirely separate things. And I'd rather be around people who prefer the good sense.

Jake (formerly Riposte3) said...

I've known intellectuals who were absolute geniuses in their chosen field - biology, architecture, engineering, etc. - who wouldn't be able to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel. Yet they all believed that they were capable of making the decisions necessary to run other people's lives. It's like they were idiot savants, and didn't realize it.

What's worse is that so many seem to have a total lack of respect for anyone who isn't just as super-specialized as they are - as if having real knowledge of more than one subject is a sign of inferiority and lack of intelligence. I've never understood that mentality.

I guess I'm just an intellectual midget, or something.

Anonymous said...

"That's why I don't like to hang with Intellectuals very much anymore."
BP - don't worry, you're in good shape there. You live in Texas. By the way, how's that next-president-of-the-US Mr. Perry coming along?

Borepatch said...

Nice sneer, Anonymous.

Glad to see you address my arguments.

As to Perry, time will tell. But Mussolini could beat Obama next year, so Perry is likely to find it more work to beat Romney than the current sad sack POTUS.

SiGraybeard said...

Forgive me for butchering it, but the quote is something like, "I'd take any group of farmers chosen at random to run the country over any college faculty".

When I was in college, after getting nominated to a few honor societies, I decided to check out a couple of them. I was disappointed to find that the deep conversation was mostly about how to get laid. Never went back. Richard Feynman, truly one of the towering intellects of the last century, famously detested honor societies. It was a sign of his intelligence.

But I suppose to the self-appointed intellectual elite, like Ms. Dalmia, mere physicists and engineers are barely civilized. We can hardly be trusted to not soil ourselves in public.

wv: ookeref. Something you say to the referee after a penalty, "Ooke Ref, whatever you say"

Ritchie said...

It's been my limited observation that someone who mentions, early in the conversation, that they are somewhat of an intellectual is likely to be mistaken. At least as far as my poor powers of discernment allow me to figger out.

wolfwalker said...

But the bigger reason for this anti-intellectual animus is that every time really smart people run the country, things go spectacularly wrong.

Bingo.

A very peculiar article. The Reason piece, not yours, Borepatch. The author hits the general point dead in the ten-ring: 'intellectuals' are not ipso facto more qualified to run things, and in fact they usually make a hash of things because the world doesn't behave the way they expect it to. And the growing public contempt for 'intellectuals' and for science is a direct result of that. But she (he?) fails completely when trying to find specific examples of this.

Still, I don't see that her attempted point is that 'only an intellectual is fit to be president,' as you did. The article's flow is somewhat muddled, and in the end I'm not sure what conclusion she's trying to reach. But I think she's struggling toward an insight that I reached long ago: ideologues make bad political leaders regardless of their political orientation, because they believe they can force the Universe to fit their ideology, and the Universe is notoriously stubborn about such things. And intellectuals have a nasty tendency to become ideologues because they believe they're too smart to make such obvious mistakes.

Mark Alger said...

Here's a metaphor for ya.

I work in the rock-and-roll business. Have since about '69.

Sometime in the late '70s or early '80s, there arose this fad for satin jackets with band and tour logos embroidered on them. For a brief period, they were a badge of insider-hood.

Then poseurs in the general public spotted them and started lusting after them -- to the point that they were selling retail for 3-10X their actual value. Even more on the collectors' market.

Instantly -- virtually overnight -- those jackets disappeared from the tour buses and backstage corridors of the music biz. They were no longer cool among those who were actually -- you know -- cool, because random idiots were more interested in the appearance of credentials than the real thing.

I'm sure that smart guys like y'all can spot the parallel with academic credentials. And -- scorn quotes -- "intellectuals."

M

Anonymous said...

"BP - don't worry, you're in good shape there. You live in Texas."

Yep, no interleckchuals at NASA, or the DeBakey Heart Center, the Smalley Institute for Nanoscale Science, etc.

Jus' us ol' chip kickers...