Quote Of The Day: From The Mouths of Babes Edition

Yeah, I know it's the second QotD.  This is excellent:

Today I learned that Stansted Airport security will make you put your child’s comforter through the Xray machine. And before you get it back, if the beeper goes off, ask him to stand still on his own to have a wand waved at him. 

My two year old boy sat down and screamed at the man. I was very proud.

Even a toddler knows that his is a useless waste of time for everyone.