This might not be the best thing you'll read all day, but it will be in the running.My wife calls me at work, and we have the usual end-of-the-day chat. Then:
"Oh, by the way, Guy wants you to take him to the hardware store, he wants to get some tape."
"What kind of tape?"
"He says he wants 'wood tape'."
"Uhhh, ok. When?"
"Sometime this weekend. He is really looking forward to going."Guy is my four-year-old son.