More Airport Security Kabuki Theater

To old to work, too young to retire gets a heapin' helping, and quote of the day:

OK Mr. Better Than Those Other Airports, answer this. Why is it that your laser like gaze picked up my CPAP, but not the identical model in Mrs. TOTWTYTR's carry on?

Keeping us safe from terrorists, patting down emergency medical technicians. Way to go.

Plus he gets a heapin' helping of "helpful" airline gate agents. RTWT.