Oh, come on - this is a public service. It will attract all sorts of low lifes (except you!) and maybe some security-fu will rub off.
The Winerack Bra is basically a Camelbak beverage pack in a, err, different location. I'd post pic, but it looks like exactly what you're thinking right now.
I presume that this was designed by a guy. Via El Reg, which is absolutely on fire lately. If you like snark, you'll like them.
Oh, and to all the low lifes coming here via Google search strings, there are some security posts right before this one that you want to read. No, really.