Today's Failure To Fire is epic. Make sure that you hover your mouse for the added sweetness of the mouse-hover joke. Like I said, you're welcome.
But "epic" is the mot juste. It reminds me of some of the best of the Calvin and Hobbes strips, where Calvin played the role of Sam Spade.
Well played, gentlemen. Well played indeed. I, for one, will watch the development of Failure To Fire with keen interest.